All Up In The AirDropping things since 2003!

A few of the guys I’ve dated could definitely learn a thing or two from this Craig’s List post(not safe for work). In fact, this should be required reading for some men.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

A very good friend of mine has been in town for the last several weeks. Her parents live here and her dad was dying of cancer. Sadly, he died on February 7.

Now that the funeral services are over and she is back with her mom, she has posted some back-dated blog posts on her blog. I found them to be so honest and raw. They really beautifully describe the pain she’s gone through these last few weeks. I recommend reading them to anyone but have the tissues handy. You’ll need them.

Touching Base

brief side note: What a weekend I had! This weekend has been, by far, the best weekend of 2008. OK, I know this is only the sixth weekend into the year but it will rank up there come New Year’s 2009. I promise.

On Friday a friend of mine invited me to the opening of a new show at Planet Hollywood Hotel called Toxic Audio. It was a really great show that I highly recommend you see if you find yourself in the Las Vegas area. Really, I could devote an entire blog post to how great that show was.

I met up with my friend for dinner then we went to a little pre-show party being thrown for the press and invited guests. They had free champagne and cocktails as well as desert. Good stuff.

While we were waiting in line for a cocktail from the bar, a man got in line behind my friend and me and struck up a conversation. He was really friendly and had us laughing a lot. After we got our drinks he invited us back to the table his wife was holding. We went along because it was crowded enough that we probably weren’t going to find another table. Plus this guy was lots of fun.

After a little chatting we were ushered into the theater. It was general seating and my friend suggested we sit next to this couple since they were so much fun. They had us laughing until the lights dimmed and I was glad we chose to sit next to them. But shortly after the show started I wished we were sitting anywhere else.

Ten minutes into the show my attention was diverted from the performers because the woman sitting next to me was having a very, um, animated orgasm. They made no effort to hide what they were doing. The man was manually, um, stimulating her and she was enjoying it very much. They did this throughout the whole show too. Anyone who doubts that women are capable of multiple orgasms has never sat next to this couple in a dimly lit theater.

But, see, here’s the part where I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

When the show was over, the man stood up, said it was nice to meet us and put out his hand for a handshake. I looked at his hand, then looked up at his face, then looked at his hand again. I mentally cursed my mother for teaching me good manners as I extended my hand to return the favor. Only I did one of those girl handshakes where I just let the tips of my fingers touch his. Then I went straight home and boiled my hand in hot water. Blech!